The Conversion of Households and Infant Baptism

An ancient miqveh in Jerusalem

Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas, and brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. And they spake unto him the word of the Lord, and to all that were in his house. And he took them the same hour of the night, and washed their stripes; and was baptized, he and all his, straightway. And when he had brought them into his house, he set meat before them, and rejoiced, believing in God with all his house.

Acts 16.29-34 (KJV; cf. Acts 11.14, 16.15, 18.8; 1 Corinthians 1.16, 16.15)

The Bible records the conversion of several households. Should we conclude that the (unbelieving) infants and young children in these households were baptized, and (therefore) that faith is not a requirement for candidates for baptism?

Though none of the biblical household conversion accounts specify the ages of the members of those households, there were almost certainly young children (including infants) in at least some of them. Even supposing that there were, however, we cannot yet conclude that any such unbelieving children or infants were baptized, for at least two reasons.

First, at least one of the biblical household conversion accounts suggests that faith was a requirement for candidates for baptism. In Luke’s account in Acts 16 of the conversion of the Philippian jailer’s household (reproduced in part above), we are told that the jailer’s household believed in God (v. 34; cf. Acts 18.8) after Paul and Silas spoke the word of the Lord to them (v. 32), and that Paul and Silas’ answer to the jailer’s question “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” was to believe (v. 31). It is therefore doubtful whether Paul and Silas baptized any not-yet-believing members of the jailer’s household (such as infants and young children). For the text suggests that only believing members of the household were baptized.

Second, “all” does not always mean “literally all.” Joshua 5.8 (for instance) recounts the circumcision of “all the people” of Israel. But of course not literally all of Israel was circumcised (at the very least, the women of Israel were not circumcised). Similarly, Mark 1.5 tells us that “all the land of Judaea” went out to John the Baptist. But not literally all residents of Judea went out to John; hundreds of thousands of people lived in Judea during the first century, far too many to visit John in the wilderness.

It is likewise entirely possible that not literally all members of converted households were baptized, and that the word “household” in scriptures like 1 Corinthians 1.16 is a synecdoche referring specifically to those household members who could believe (just as “all the people” in Joshua 5.8 refers specifically to those Israelites who could be circumcised). In other words, it is entirely possible that the household conversion accounts were written not as accounts of conversions of literally all household members (regardless of age) but as accounts of conversions of believing household members.

Of course, whether or not that is how these accounts were written depends upon the apostles’ theology and practice of baptism, and in particular whether or not they practiced infant baptism. But that is just to say that the household conversion accounts themselves cannot settle the question whether the apostles practiced infant baptism. Just as a proper interpretation of Joshua 5.8 requires us to look elsewhere to understand the meaning and practice of circumcision, so a proper interpretation of the household conversion accounts requires us to look elsewhere to understand the theology and practice of baptism.

What’s the upshot? Context matters. (In this case, theological context matters.) Consider the following analogy: Suppose a Catholic missionary (who practices infant baptism) and a Baptist missionary (who does not) each preaches the gospel to a remote village and then return home and tell their respective congregations, “I baptized an entire village!” How would each congregation interpret this statement?

The Catholic congregation (i.e., parish) would assume (rightly!) that the Catholic missionary had baptized everyone in the village regardless of age, including infants and young children. The Baptist congregation would assume (also rightly!) that the Baptist missionary had baptized only those village members who were old enough to come to faith. Each congregation would interpret the exact same sentence (“I baptized an entire village!”) differently but correctly; because the two missionaries have different theologies and practices, their words can be properly understood only in light of those differing theologies and practices.

In the same way, the household conversion accounts can be properly understood only in light of the apostles’ theology and practice of baptism. If the apostles practiced infant baptism (like Catholics), then the right way to read the household conversion accounts would be as accounts of the baptisms of all household members regardless of age. If they did not (like Baptists), then the right way to read these accounts would be as accounts of the baptisms of (only) believing household members. Until we know more about the apostles’ theology and practice of baptism, we cannot say which reading is right.

Thankfully, the New Testament has much more to say about the theology and practice of baptism, and in my view what it says about baptism rules out infant baptism. The point here, however, is just that the household conversion accounts don’t imply that the apostles practiced infant baptism. (If anything, they imply the opposite; as we have seen, the account of the conversion of the Philippian jailer’s household in Acts 16 suggests that faith is a requirement for candidates for baptism and that the apostles baptized only those old enough to believe in and follow Jesus.)

Sayers on the Kingdom of Heaven

Rembrandt, De terugkeer van de verloren zoon (The Return of the Prodigal Son)

“The Kingdom of Heaven,” said the Lord Christ, “is among you.” But what, precisely, is the Kingdom of Heaven? You cannot point to existing specimens, saying, “Lo, here!” or “Lo, there!” You can only experience it. But what is it like, so that when we experience it we may recognize it? Well, it is a change, like being born again and re-learning everything from the start. It is secret, living power—like yeast. It is something that grows, like seed. It is precious like buried treasure, like a rich pearl, and you have to pay for it. It is a sharp cleavage through the rich jumble of things which life presents: like fish and rubbish in a draw-net, like wheat and tares, like wisdom and folly; and it carries with it a kind of menacing finality; it is new, yet in a sense it was always there—like turning out a cupboard and finding there your own childhood as well as your present self; it makes demands; it is like an invitation to a royal banquet—gratifying, but not to be disregarded, and you have to live up to it; where it is equal, it seems unjust; where it is just, it is clearly not equal—as with the single pound, the diverse talents, the laborers in the vineyard, you have what you bargained for; it knows no compromise between an uncalculating mercy and a terrible justice—like the unmerciful servant, you get what you give; it is helpless in your hands like the King’s Son, but if you slay it, it will judge you; it was from the foundations of the world; it is to come; it is here and now; it is within you. It is recorded that the multitude sometimes failed to understand.

Dorothy Sayers, The Poetry of Search and the Poetry of Statement: On Dante and Other Writers

Day Bidet #3

Luca Giordano, La Disfatta di Sisera (The Defeat of Sisera)

BOW update: I’ve begun expanding the Book of Love page.

Seven days, seven links:

  1. “[T]he wider picture of a massive biblical chariot army fits perfectly with this specific historical period.… [T]he utter destruction described in [Judges 4.24] matches the nature of the destruction found at Hazor.”
  2. “Jesus’ command in the Sermon the the Mount is for us create a community where worry becomes irrelevant.” (Related.)
  3. Carnivore success story. (Related. Related.)
  4. “Matthew views the plot of Israel under the banner of exile and return.”
  5. You can’t trust the Establishment. (Related. Related. Related.)
  6. “The biggest red pill in the world is the realization that your opinions on politics are assigned to you by people who know how to make you believe you made up your own mind. … What I see is hypnotized puppets fighting other hypnotized puppets while the puppet-masters cash their checks.” Thread (language warning). (Related.)
  7. “Can we read of the Unjust Steward in Luke 16 with irony?”

More:

Pray for your brothers in Nigeria, four of whom were recently martyred by Boko Haram.

“[N]o-one will go to jail.”

“There will be no legal requirement that babies born alive after a ‘failed’ abortion are given medical support.”

Trust in all experts on the rise—except clergy. (Chesterton: “Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.” Related.)

“[T]he men crucified with Jesus were violent. They were either ruthless bandits/highway robbers or insurrectionists.”

Aristides on the Early Christians

The Catacombs of Domitilla

They do not commit adultery nor fornication, nor bear false witness, nor covet the things of others; they honour father and mother, and love their neighbours; they judge justly, and they never do to others what they would not wish to happen to themselves; they appeal to those who injure them, and try to win them as friends; they are eager to do good to their enemies; they are gentle and easy to be entreated; they abstain from all unlawful conversation and from all impurity; they despise not the widow, nor oppress the orphan; and he that has, gives ungrudgingly for the maintenance of him who has not.

If they see a stranger, they take him under their roof, and rejoice over him as over a very brother; for they call themselves brethren not after the flesh but after the spirit.

And they are ready to sacrifice their lives for the sake of Christ; for they observe His commands without swerving, and live holy and just lives, as the Lord God enjoined upon them.

And they give thanks unto Him every hour, for all meat and drink and other blessings.

Aristides’ Apology (written sometime during the first half of the second century)

Casual Hatred

War propaganda during World War II:

War propaganda today:

Notice the generalization and dehumanization. All Japs are rats. All cops are pigs (and bastards—over half a billion views of TikTok videos with the hashtag #ACAB). Nothing new under the sun. Politics is holy war. Always has been, always will be.

Cops have done a lot of awful things. (So had the Japanese.) Cops have done awful things to people I know and love. I’m not interested in defending them across the board. There are many problems with the American criminal justice system (police union privileges and “overprisoning” come to mind), and people continue to die because those problems haven’t been fixed.

But this blog post isn’t about policy. It’s about casual hatred.

I read this Facebook post recently. (This one, too.) The whole thing is worth a read. It’s a Seattle cop describing the hatred he’s seen at recent protests. Black cops “called traitors, Uncle Toms, and the N word, by white people.” “I don’t know how to reckon with the fact that I could lose my life trying to protect a city that will protest my funeral and cheer when I’m laid in the ground.” (Police suicides shot up 33% from 2018 to 2019. I wonder how much more they’ll go up in 2020.)

I’m not in Seattle, but I see the same hatred on my social media feeds, mostly from white Millennials. #ACAB, “f— the police,” “pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon.” It’s a casual hatred (even lighthearted), and it’s rationalized in all kinds of ways. War has a way of doing that, rationalizing hatred. The Nazis rationalized their hatred, too.

The chances you or I can bring about meaningful policy changes are roughly 0%. The chances we can bring about meaningful heart changes—in ourselves, in our families and friends—are higher. And heart changes, Jesus teaches us, involve more than loving our neighbors. They involve loving our enemies, too.

The easiest way to rationalize hatred for our enemies is to recast it as love for our neighbors. War has a way of getting us to lie to ourselves like that. The solution isn’t to stop loving our neighbors. It is to start loving our enemies.

You know who your enemies are. If you’re on the Left, your enemies are most likely cops, Trump supporters, “white supremacists.” If you’re on the Right, most likely illegal immigrants, “SJWs,” the Blue Establishment. It’s all hatred, it’s all spiritual poison, none of it can be justified.

Love your enemies. That doesn’t mean empower them or let them act unjustly with impunity. It does mean pray for them, don’t demonize them, try to understand them, forgive them. Not because they’re good (though many of them are). Because “while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.”

Tozer on the Shallowness of Contemporary Christianity

A generation of Christians reared among push buttons and automatic machines is impatient of slower and less direct methods of reaching their goals. We have been trying to apply machine-age methods to our relations with God. We read our chapter, have our short devotions, and rush away, hoping to make up for our deep inward bankruptcy by attending another gospel meeting or listening to another thrilling story told by a religious adventurer lately returned from afar.

The tragic results of this spirit are all about us. Shallow lives, hollow religious philosophies, the preponderance of the element of fun in gospel meetings, the glorification of men, trust in religious externalities, quasi-religious fellowships, salesmanship methods, the mistaking of dynamic personality for the power of the Spirit: these and such as these are the symptoms of an evil disease, a deep and serious malady of the soul.

AW Tozer, The Pursuit of God (1948)

Lewis on Choices

One of Doré‘s illustrations of Paradise Lost

[E]very time you make a choice you are turning the central part of you, the part of you that chooses, into something a little different from what it was before. And taking your life as a whole, with all your innumerable choices, all your life long you are slowly turning this central thing either into a heavenly creature or into a hellish creature: either into a creature that is in harmony with God, and with other creatures, and with itself, or else into one that is in a state of war and hatred with God, and with its fellow-creatures, and with itself. To be the one kind of creature is heaven: that is, it is joy and peace and knowledge and power. To be the other means madness, horror, idiocy, rage, impotence, and eternal loneliness. Each of us at each moment is progressing to the one state or the other.

CS Lewis, Mere Christianity

Day Bidet #2

BOW update: I’ve begun expanding the Health page.

Seven days, seven links:

  1. “[W]e need the Psalms because we need to know the range and pattern of believing experience.” (Related.)
  2. “Jesus was most likely crucified on April 3, AD 33.”
  3. “[A]ccording to Scripture, the three terms elder, bishop/overseer, and pastor turn out to be interchangeable and refer to the same individual.”
  4. Carnivore success story. (Another. Related.)
  5. “Archaeological discoveries related to King Ahab help provide a background to his life. … [N]umerous details that are recorded in Scripture have been affirmed in the archaeological record.”
  6. You can’t trust the Establishment. (Related. Related.)
  7. “What Paul does that is innovative and even scandalous is not that he talked about pistis—Jews were already comfortable with that term to describe covenant-like relationships. Rather, it was disjoining pistis from Torah and linking pistis only to Christ.”

More:

“Why was God Upset Israel Asked for a King in 1 Samuel 8?”

“50+ Results of Jesus’ Resurrection from the Dead”

#Resist. (Related.)

The most violent weekend in Chicago’s history. (Related. Related. Related. Related. None of this, of course, excuses bad policing. Related.)

“Calls to remove ‘racist’ Gandhi statue in Leicester”

Not a bad list.

Kathleen Norris on the Psalms

The Benedictine Abbey at Tyniec, Poland

[T]he psalms don’t theologize or explain anger away. One reason for this is that the psalms are poetry, and poetry’s function is not to explain but to offer images and stories that resonate with our lives. … The value of this great songbook of the Bible lies not in the fact that singing praise can alleviate pain but that the painful images we find there are essential for praise, that without them, praise is meaningless. It becomes the “dreadful cheer” that Minnesota author Carol Bly has complained of in generic American Christianity, which blinds itself to pain and thereby makes a falsehood of its praise. … In expressing all the complexities and contradictions of human experience, the psalms act as good psychologists. They defeat our tendency to try to be holy without being human first. … The psalms make us uncomfortable because they don’t allow us to deny either the depth of our pain or the possibility of its transformation into praise.

Kathleen Norris, The Cloister Walk

American Politics 101: Politics Is Holy Civil War

One of my favorite thinkers, Robin Hanson, likes to say that politics isn’t about policy. If it isn’t about policy, what is it about? Here’s a quick stab at my answer.

In America in 2020, politics more than anything is what reflects people’s deepest values. Many people, especially white Millennials, are much more passionate about their political views than their religious views (not that the two are entirely separable). Even as Americans have become more accepting of marrying across religious and racial lines, they’ve become less accepting of marrying across political lines. This isn’t a fluke; it’s a consequence of the fact that in America today politics is religion.

What is a Trump rally? A revival meeting. What is this chant? A liturgy. Who is George Floyd? A martyr. Who is MLK? A saint. What is “All Lives Matter”? Blasphemy. The social and psychological function of politics is increasingly indistinguishable from that of religion. Shias and Sunnis, Protestants and Catholics, Palestinians and Israelis, Leftists and Trumpists—what’s the difference?

And of course politics involves conflict. Power. Money. Alliances. Even literal violence on the extremes. “War is merely the continuation of politics by other means”—and vice versa. Politics is war.

Politics is religion. Politics is war. So: Politics is holy war.

Who are the sides in this war? Not blacks and whites. (You have noticed the white people saying Black Lives Matter, right?) No, the sides in this war are Red and Blue. Not exactly “liberal” and “conservative”—the political landscape is changing (though the Dems and GOP are changing with it). More like coastal elites and flyover country, or Progressives and populists.

Red believes in America First; Blue believes in Social Justice. Red venerates American soldiers; Blue venerates black people. Red hates Blue for hating America; Blue hates Red for being backwards and racist (or insufficiently anti-racist). Red is mostly “middle” (white) America plus (a shrinking share of) white Catholics and Evangelicals; Blue is mostly rich and/or “fashionable” people and most nonwhite Americans. To simplify the socioeconomic and cultural divide greatly, Red vs. Blue is: Middle (the white working class) vs. High (overeducated wealthy elites most of whom are not WASPs) and Low (poor blacks and Hispanics).

Blue controls pretty much all the major cities (where most of the money and power is) and pretty much all the major institutions: corporations (Big Business and Big Gov are on the same side); arts, entertainment, and media organizations (minus Fox and a couple others); universities and most public schools; NGOs; the permanent government (a.k.a. the bureaucracy, a.k.a. “the Swamp”); and so on. Red controls the presidency (for now) and not much else.

Notice that I said that Red hates Blue and that Blue hates Red. And notice that I said Red is Middle and Blue is High and Low. And notice that I said that Blue controls pretty much all the major institutions. What’s the upshot of all that?

  • Blue has pretty much all the cultural power. Netflix, Facebook, Twitter, Google, music, Hollywood. The Establishment is Blue. (Not socialist Blue, but “woke” Blue.)
  • Because Blue controls pretty much all the major institutions, anyone under the age of 50 is constantly inundated with Blue propaganda. (Boomers were inundated with a different generation of propaganda which was “liberal” fifty years ago but is hopelessly “conservative” now.)
  • Members of the Establishment—Blue Highs—openly express their disdain for Red (in the guise of disdain for white people, Christians, men, cops, etc.). They justify this disdain by highlighting all the bad things white people, Christians, men, cops, etc. have done—and of course it’s a long list—and/or by coming up with harmful concepts like “white fragility.”
  • Because we’re all inundated with Blue propaganda, lots of people don’t even notice Blue’s disdain for Red, or think there’s nothing wrong with it (because Reds deserve it, or because they’re “privileged” and need to get over it). “There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions.” Blues hate Red and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all people.
  • More specifically, Blue Highs scapegoat Red and blame Red (“racism,” “white supremacy,” “the patriarchy”) for everything. So long as enough people blame Red for everything, Blue Highs can stay in power no matter how greedy, corrupt, and incompetent they are. (Blue Lows, although they consistently get shafted by Blue Highs, support them anyway, so the Blue Highs never have to get their act together—especially since plenty of Reds are also greedy, corrupt, or incompetent.)
  • Because the Establishment is Blue, the dominant kind of undeserved privilege in America is not white privilege but Blue privilege. (You could almost even say that the United States is Blue supremacist.) White Americans without college degrees in West Virginia or Wisconsin are not living it large; in fact, they’re disproportionately overdosing and committing suicide. And of course most black Americans aren’t living it large, either. Instead, the people living it large are Blues with fancy degrees in Washington, New York, Boston, San Francisco, and LA. (Aren’t rich white people Republicans? Not anymore.)

The game is not white vs. black. The game is Red vs. Blue. The winners are the Blue Highs. The losers are everyone else: both the (Red) Middles and the Blue Lows.

And the game, of course, is not just a game. The game is war. And since the warring parties are both American, the war is a civil war. So: Politics is holy civil war.

How is this war fought? Not with violence (for the most part). With propaganda. Slogans. Memes. Laws. Judges. Schools. Movies. TV shows. Songs. Tweets. Everything is political now. So everything is a weapon.


This picture of American society is probably different from yours in some respects. If you’re not convinced, try it out and see if it fits. Comment with questions and objections. I’ll do my best to answer them.

Why does any of this matter? Well, if politics is holy civil war, then there are at least a couple reasons Christians should at the very least be worried about public political engagement:

  • Civil war especially is fueled by hatred—on both sides. If you can’t see the hatred (on both sides), you’re not paying attention.
  • There are Christians on both sides of the holy civil war. Maybe you think Christians obviously shouldn’t support Trump. Maybe you think Christians obviously shouldn’t support Joe Biden. But some Christians support each, and the ones who support the wrong guy aren’t all bad people. (If you think they are, you’ve probably drunk the war propaganda Kool-Aid.)
  • Christians’ religion should be, well, Christianity. Not politics (even “good” politics.) But politics is replacing Christianity as many people’s religion (especially on the Left).
  • America’s holy civil war is being fought by the powers of this world. Primarily with propaganda. So (99% of the time) taking sides in this holy civil war means supporting the propaganda of the powers of this world. That should worry you, because all propaganda oversimplifies and distorts. If you are repeating your side’s propaganda without recognizing its distortedness, you are being played. (“But how could it be bad to say x? It sounds so Christian!” Indeed. Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.)

“But isn’t the Church supposed to fight for justice and stand up for the oppressed?” Yes. If you think the only (or main) way for the Church to do that is to get embroiled in the holy civil war, you have been successfully propagandized.